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Dear Person Who Just Stole Our Bike

If you read this post, we’d just like to congratulate you on an excellent choice. The bike you just stole from us wasn’t even a week old and cost us $575. We’d tell you to be careful with the gears as they seemed a bit jumpy, because you just might hurt yourself when the chain blocks. Thanks for having us not having to go back to the bike shop tomorrow to have them checked. We guess you can do that now. We hope green suits you, there was no other color lock when we bought it last week, but since you took that as well, you must have liked it!
Glad to see she went to someone with good taste at least. And hey, we finally got to see what our local police station looks like on the inside! Even got a cup of coffee from the nice policeman whom [...]

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